Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want. Well I’m still not an Elephant.
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
To write with broken pencils is pointless.
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
Hurry up and take your time.
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
I always lie. Trust me.
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
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