Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip? Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. – George W. Bush
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
They misunderestimated me. – George W. Bush
Being stupid is its own reward.
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is. – Bill Clinton
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years. – Bill Clinton
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail. – George W. Bush
Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. – John Green
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