I love you when you’re naked.
Those who read this are ugly.
Pick flowers not fights
If I can’t have it I steal it.
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw ! I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!
I talk about people behind their back… It’s called manners duh!
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
I know it.
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right? I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back. If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
With great mustache, comes great responsibility.
I know… What I am
“Why these kids looking at me, I am not their Dad”
If you read this, you will get hurt
Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks. Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead. Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.
If I say “first of all” run away because I have prepared charts, data, research and will destroy you.
If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.
(In front side with tortoise picture) Life is hard so I have got a thick shell.
My favorite t- shirt .. – > Insufficient memory at this time..
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