Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
No, not you, the pretty one No I swear I’m in college Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts
I don’t have an attitude; its my personality. Reciprocity works great; your are good, I’m great. I am an angel; all you need is to put on your glasses well.
Smart and witty beats fake and pretty.
“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
What are you lookin at
Those who read this are ugly.
Pick flowers not fights
Beware…you’re the next victim.
When god made man she was only kidding.
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : ) People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first
Do not read the next sentence. You little rebel I like you.
– Im my wife’s personal ATM machine
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right? I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back. If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)
I am what you dream to be…
My wife says I never listen to her. (Or something like that)
Love me or hate me….I’m yours CAUTION! I am drunk I am single but ready to mingle Hmm…can we talk!!
Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy
