If you read this, you will get hurt
Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks. Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead. Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.
I’m with Stupid – – >
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?
You got 3 seconds 2 read my t- shirt 3 2 1 loser…!!!
I study female anatomy.
People look up after reading it.
Why are you reading my shirt? They feel great. He/She made me wear it.
(On front) Not worried? U should b. (On back) On my good days I’m worse.
Virginity is a disease… And I’m the Doctor!!!!
Umm I was gonna say somthing but I forgot……
My dad is an ATM
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
If things get better with age then I’m approaching magnificent.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
Ok!!!! you r looking at me…
Shame on U girls, I’m still a bachelor.
Follow me if you don’t like me :)
Basically I rock…
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