Quality never goes out of style.
Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
(On a bright yellow shirt) When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
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