Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
5 Rules of Alcohol 1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it. 2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka. 3. Tequila changes people. 4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not. 5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
I was sober, but then I woke up
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. – Dave Barry
Half drunk is waste of money.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
A night to never forget is one you can hardly remember.
Im not as think as you drunk I am
And then alcohol said “Put that on Facebook, it’s hilarious”. But alcohol was wrong, so very wrong.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. – W. C. Fields
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
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