Alcohol is not the answer to every question… but it helps us to forget every question…
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water. – Thomas L. Masson
A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We don’t WaStE!!!!
Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!
According to me, a balanced diet is having a BEER in each hand.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone. – Rumi
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her. – W.C. Fields
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
I don’t drink anymore – Now I freeze it and eat it.
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Don’t drink and drive… But then again don’t read and drive.
One solution to all problems “Alcohol”.
Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
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