Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 16

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I don’t drunk with dance people!

Submitted by: Nik-Nak
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I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz
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I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…

Submitted by: kaylyn
4

AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.

Submitted by: skolnick
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People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!! :P

Submitted by: Charley
5

Drink until you fall over and then you lay and drink…

Submitted by: herman
19

Thinking of quitting ?
Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.

Submitted by: Dennis
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I will keep drinking till you are pretty.

Submitted by: dino
84

You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.

Submitted by: JESSICA
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I drink for those who wish me well; All those who don’t can go to hell…

Submitted by: Marie Antoinette
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Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore!
As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us.
- all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV

Submitted by: Cirrhosis the Wonderdog
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Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!

Submitted by: shelly
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Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
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A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi
4

Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.

Submitted by: %crazy star%
1

My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine
2

In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.

Submitted by: Richard
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This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.

Submitted by: DrunkenDane
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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns
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I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: cherry13111@hotmail.com :)

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