Life is better when you are drunk.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A beer a day keeps the salary away.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.
Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore! As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us. – all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night that’s all.
Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it! What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain. Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
I don’t drink and drive, I drink as I drive.
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.
Drinking makes the mind go sober.
I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!
The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)
To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a “support group”. – Leo Durocher
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
Dear friend: I have been thinking and drinking until finally I realized something REALLY important and that’s I like drinking
I Have No Drinking Problems. I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )
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