Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.”
Ernest Hemingway

I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Submitted by: Drew

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Drink and think but don’t think and drink

Submitted by: rahul sharma

Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

Submitted by: Craig

Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

Submitted by: Alexander

Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !

Submitted by: Jacquie

You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck

A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day

Submitted by: Angilina

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise

I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie

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