Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.”
– Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
Drink and think but don’t think and drink
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.