Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way