Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 16

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You now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c you are lying on ur back and can’t lift your head

Submitted by: mccoy
128

One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough

Submitted by: melessa
52

Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c
75

Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c
48

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
11

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Submitted by: Carl
50

I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey--
54

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny
97

When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!

Submitted by: Jani
12

I drink to make other people more interesting.
- Ernest Hemingway

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55

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra
98

Im not as think as you drunk I am

Submitted by: jordan
77

I am being sober in moderation…

Submitted by: T-Man
57

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
94

Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Submitted by: aaron
135

If your beer hits the floor
send your girl out the door.

Submitted by: Jesse
96

Never drink on an empty head

Submitted by: Johnny
123

I have all day sober to Sunday up!

Submitted by: Teri-lynn.M
98

When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

Submitted by: ?kate
66

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney
77

One tequila
two tequila
three takillya
floor

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned
121

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
147

Drink and think but don’t think and drink

Submitted by: rahul sharma
110

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Submitted by: Sarah
87

Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood

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