Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey

I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry

Half drunk is waste of money.

“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.”
Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Drink and think but don’t think and drink

Submitted by: rahul sharma

Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

Submitted by: Alexander

Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !

Submitted by: Jacquie

You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck

A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond
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I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Submitted by: Drew

Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day

Submitted by: Angilina

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy

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