Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
A drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic
Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.
One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough
Drink driving isn’t a crime it’s only a crime if you spill it!
A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
I did not drink your acohol, I only tasted your liquor.
Drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT
…..Whisky Is Risky…..
Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
Person 1 : Are You A Alcoholiic
Person 2 : Naaa I Only Drink In Days That End In Y
To Prevent Hangovers Stay Drunk ..
Save Water ,, Drink Vodka
She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?
The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
Let him get drunk…And later, he will confess the truth.
Is the glass is half empty or half full?
Who cares? Just drink the beer and move on with life!
What does sober mean?
Think 2 drink, drink 2 think
I swear to drink, I didn’t god tonight, ossifer!
I don’t drink and drive, I drink as I drive.
And the ones who don’t like liquor, drugstores admire you.
A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.