Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
– Dave Barry
“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.”
– Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.