Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 16

121

Don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.

Submitted by: iya
110

If vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]

Submitted by: S&N
85

You now ur drunk when you pour the beer down ur throut b/c you are lying on ur back and can’t lift your head

Submitted by: mccoy
128

One drink is too many
and a thousands not enough

Submitted by: melessa
52

Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c
76

Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c
48

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
11

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Submitted by: Carl
50

I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey--
54

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny
97

When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!

Submitted by: Jani
12

I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway

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55

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra
98

Im not as think as you drunk I am

Submitted by: jordan
77

I am being sober in moderation…

Submitted by: T-Man
57

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
94

Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Submitted by: aaron
135

If your beer hits the floor
send your girl out the door.

Submitted by: Jesse
96

Never drink on an empty head

Submitted by: Johnny
123

I have all day sober to Sunday up!

Submitted by: Teri-lynn.M
98

When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

Submitted by: ?kate
66

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney
77

One tequila
two tequila
three takillya
floor

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned
121

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
147

Drink and think but don’t think and drink

Submitted by: rahul sharma

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