Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius

Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby

Half drunk is waste of money.


You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober

Submitted by: scout

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12

Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett

“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.”
Ernest Hemingway

I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Submitted by: Drew

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Drink and think but don’t think and drink

Submitted by: rahul sharma

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