Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.
I’m not an alcoholic…I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
Wine enters, secrets come out.
Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker? Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.
Drink until you fall over and then you lay and drink…
And the ones who don’t like liquor, drugstores admire you.
I quit drinking ! Now I freeze it and eat it!
I am being sober in moderation…
Alcohol may bring temporary pleasure, but it also brings long-term pain and regrets.
When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.
I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.
Alcohol is not a solution to stress, but a source of additional problems.
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward. – Frank Lloyd Wright
Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.
You never know what you’re missing until you start drinking alcohol.
Yeah I have a drinking problem. I can fist two beers and only have one mouth.
I will keep drinking till you are pretty.
Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
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