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Quotes by Steven Wright

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
– Steven Wright

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
– Steven Wright

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
– Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
– Steven Wright

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
– Steven Wright

Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
– Steven Wright

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
– Steven Wright

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
– Steven Wright

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
– Steven Wright

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