Quotes by Steven Wright

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
– Steven Wright

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
– Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright

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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
– Steven Wright

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
– Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
– Steven Wright


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