Baby Quotes and Sayings

A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.

Children reinvent your world for you.

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.

A baby is an in-estimable blessing and a bother.

Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility.

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother’s singing.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have any.

I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.

When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

All babies need a lap.

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.


33 Comments to “Baby Quotes and Sayings”

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  • 1. *no-namer* wrote on 10 August, 2007, 17:42
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    a man gets up and starts poking his newborn crying son in the stomach when eventually his wife wakes up and says go back to bed the baby doesn’t have an off button

  • 2. melessa wrote on 17 November, 2007, 12:38
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    When you become a mother, you stop
    being the picture and start being the
    frame.

  • 3. Kin Mun wrote on 3 December, 2007, 4:52
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    “No” means ask Grandma

  • 4. askldjfas wrote on 22 February, 2008, 18:46
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    a mother needs her baby just as much as the baby needs the mother…

  • 5. Wise Old Man wrote on 2 April, 2008, 17:25
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    You can’t imagine your life with kids, until you have them, then you can’t imagine your life without them.

  • 6. g2g a lot wrote on 3 April, 2008, 16:18
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    If daddy says no go to mommy, she will say either yes or no, if no go to grandma she will never say “NO”.

  • 7. Jennygurl wrote on 11 April, 2008, 6:37
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    my baby is my life…

  • 8. JOB THANTSHA wrote on 22 April, 2008, 13:02
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    DON’T WORRY IF CHILDREN CAN’T LISTEN TO U, BUT WORRY BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS LOOKING AT U.

  • 9. Matthew Cunningham wrote on 20 May, 2008, 2:19
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    The words “I love you” and a little hug from a child
    is a piece of heaven.

  • 10. Bushra wrote on 4 June, 2008, 22:39
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    Babies are those little creatures that makes our lives natural! Oops! Not all the time!! :S

  • 11. Dominique "luvin him" wrote on 8 June, 2008, 2:16
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    i hear every one say that they want to have babies…. but till now i have not seen any-one that really knows wat they are getting into…
    ?believe me?

  • 12. Acour Dour wrote on 2 September, 2008, 21:59
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    In the eyes of a child parents are Gods

  • 13. Elzz : ) wrote on 3 November, 2008, 18:51
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    No one can imagine life having their own children. But when they are born, no one can imagine life without them. I love my son sammy x

  • 14. athena destreza wrote on 28 November, 2008, 3:19
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    A child’s cry is heaven’s anguish, but his smile is heaven’s heart.

  • 15. nikhil wrote on 23 December, 2008, 4:16
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    Having a cute baby and seeing her grow, is the best ever thing one can experience in his lifetime.I love my little princess Yashvi.

  • 16. Trista wrote on 26 January, 2009, 20:07
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    A baby fills a hole in your heart that your didn’t know was there.

  • 17. Angel Meagan's Mom wrote on 28 January, 2009, 17:35
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    “Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.” …

  • 18. ZUHAIB MALIK wrote on 15 February, 2009, 19:15
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    When I kiss a child, I feel the taste of heaven…

  • 19. Viruslyke wrote on 23 February, 2009, 15:35
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    A baby’s smile can take away all the day’s tension off a man.

  • 20. Carol Ann wrote on 27 February, 2009, 16:48
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    When you feel you child truly love you back, it makes you wish you had kissed your parents more.

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