Clever Quotes and Sayings

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A miser is a person who is reluctant to spend and saves for those who will bury him.

Submitted by: Vikrant Parsai

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Submitted by: Gracie

If it weren’t for Mondays, we’d all hate Tuesdays.

Submitted by: A Parker

“I’m a ninja.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Did you see that?”
“See what?”
“Exactly.”

Submitted by: Unknown

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so i am changing myself.
Rumi

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Rumi

Cleverness is not wisdom.
Euripides

Sometimes you need to act like a fool to fool the fools who think that they are fooling you.

Submitted by: dubemco

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Albert Schweitzer

You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!

Submitted by: Jacqueline nambiar

When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac

Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara

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