Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.
The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.
Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.