Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.
Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.
He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.
When in doubt, mumble.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
Over analysis creates paralysis.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.