Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
– Oscar Wilde
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
One word could save the world, Communication
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
When in doubt, Google it.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.