Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
You don’t see it until its not there.
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
– Oscar Wilde
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton
One word could save the world, Communication
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer
Problem free life never makes a strong person
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.