Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
You don’t see it until its not there.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
One word could save the world, Communication
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
- French Proverb
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
- Henry Ward Beecher
When in doubt, Google it.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- Joyce Meyer
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.