Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
If practice makes perfect,and no one is perfect,then why practice?
One word could save the world, Communication
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
You don’t see it until its not there.
I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
Pain only means you’re still alive
Problem free life never makes a strong person
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?
You can’t be late until you show up.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill
Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.
Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!