Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
You don’t see it until its not there.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
One word could save the world, Communication
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
– Henry Ward Beecher
When in doubt, Google it.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer