Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
You don’t see it until its not there.
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
– Oscar Wilde
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
One word could save the world, Communication
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
When in doubt, Google it.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra