Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
You don’t see it until its not there.
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
– Oscar Wilde
One word could save the world, Communication
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
When in doubt, Google it.
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer
Problem free life never makes a strong person
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones