Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

Submitted by: me
3

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake
14

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara
14

You don’t see it until its not there.

Submitted by: alim
8

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi
8

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

22

If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?

Submitted by: ben
18

After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore

Submitted by: Taulant From Kosovo
3

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1
34

Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie
19

One word could save the world, Communication

Submitted by: benny
4

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

17

Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…

Submitted by: roshaan
15

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

4

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb

174

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Submitted by: Mike
15

Problem free life never makes a strong person

Submitted by: ilyas
14

To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook
6

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali
0

If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
Henry Ward Beecher

15

When in doubt, Google it.
Clever Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac
14

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

Submitted by: Daniel Blair
5

It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

13

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21
6

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer


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