Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

14

You don’t see it until its not there.

Submitted by: alim
52

Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

Submitted by: me
5

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake
22

If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?

Submitted by: ben
18

After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore

Submitted by: Taulant From Kosovo
25

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

5

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1
6

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James
9

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis
34

Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie
4

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton

19

One word could save the world, Communication

Submitted by: benny
15

To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook
13

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21
20

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy
9

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

18

Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…

Submitted by: roshaan
6

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?

Submitted by: Elyod Llerret
6

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer

15

Problem free life never makes a strong person

Submitted by: ilyas
175

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Submitted by: Mike
4

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb

5

Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

5

It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

26

Pain only means you’re still alive

Submitted by: marvin

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