Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
You don’t see it until its not there.
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
– Oscar Wilde
One word could save the world, Communication
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
When in doubt, Google it.
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones