Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

Submitted by: me
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Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

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If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?

Submitted by: ben
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I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James
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After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore

Submitted by: Taulant From Kosovo
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Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

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Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali
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My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

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Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie
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To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton

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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde

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My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi
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One word could save the world, Communication

Submitted by: benny
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I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

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You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Submitted by: Mike
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Problem free life never makes a strong person

Submitted by: ilyas
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When in doubt, Google it.
Clever Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac
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It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb

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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1
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Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…

Submitted by: roshaan
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To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook
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It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins
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If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

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