Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
- French Proverb
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
You can’t be late until you show up.
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
You don’t see it until its not there.
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
One word could save the world, Communication
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
- Henry Ward Beecher
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- Joyce Meyer
Pain only means you’re still alive