Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
You don’t see it until its not there.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
One word could save the world, Communication
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
- French Proverb
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
- Henry Ward Beecher
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- Joyce Meyer
When in doubt, Google it.