Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
You can’t be late until you show up.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill
You don’t see it until its not there.
If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
One word could save the world, Communication
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
Problem free life never makes a strong person
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
- Henry Ward Beecher
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- Joyce Meyer
Pain only means you’re still alive
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra