Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
39

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie
14

You don’t see it until its not there.

Submitted by: alim
52

Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

Submitted by: me
5

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake
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If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?

Submitted by: ben
18

After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore

Submitted by: Taulant From Kosovo
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Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde

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To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
– G. K. Chesterton

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One word could save the world, Communication

Submitted by: benny
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If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis
6

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James
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To do is to be. – Aristotle
To be is to do. – Jean Paul Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook
13

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

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Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

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Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…

Submitted by: roshaan
6

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer

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Problem free life never makes a strong person

Submitted by: ilyas
175

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Submitted by: Mike
4

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
– French Proverb

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Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

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It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

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