Clever Quotes and Sayings

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

If you can’t see the bright side, shine the dull side.

Submitted by: Jeff

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

Remember..Less is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.

Submitted by: steve ainey

There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.

Submitted by: Lisa

Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.

Submitted by: Earl

Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.

Submitted by: tammy14

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Submitted by: blah

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

Submitted by: Rose

Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

Submitted by: Read me

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal

The grass is greener on the side you water.

Submitted by: Goecke

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