Clever Quotes and Sayings

When he touched me, I was touched!

Submitted by: Samuel d great

Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?

Submitted by: Adri

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins

To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook

I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.

Submitted by: Bay420

You have to twist the vine to go where you want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go where you want it to go.

Submitted by: Sonia Luis

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki

I’m leery of people who like me.

Submitted by: Steve D'amico

When life throws you lemons, retaliate, throw watermelons!

Submitted by: Antonyo
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If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

Submitted by: Adamf

Most people who drive in a hurry are never in a hurry.

Submitted by: emmanuel Oboh

There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.

Submitted by: Miguel Torres

If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.

Submitted by: pearl

Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.

Submitted by: kornelas

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G.

They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?

Submitted by: Emily M.

Speed Kills, Kills Time…

Submitted by: Ken Maher

The early bird catches the early worm…

Submitted by: dvillarjr

Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.

Submitted by: sport addict chic

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