Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.