Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.