Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5

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James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

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Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

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Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

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Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

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Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

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Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

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Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

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Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

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Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

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Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

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Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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Am quitting face book to face my books.

Submitted by: Hussein Ahmed
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Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?

Submitted by: Lisa
4

I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache
2

They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia
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The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines
16

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

Submitted by: manek
5

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

Submitted by: Brighton Zephania
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When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

Submitted by: Katie :)

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