I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least. Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
47% of all statistics are worthless.
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.
Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.
James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
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