Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.
Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.
Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?