Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!