Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…