Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…