Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5

53

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Submitted by: TonyTone
4

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.

7

I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache
17

Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?

Submitted by: Lisa
5

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Submitted by: Hussein
63

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr
7

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

Submitted by: Brighton Zephania
32

I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

Submitted by: pringleprincess101
3

Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.

Submitted by: Papa Wayne..xD
17

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

Submitted by: manek
5

Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.

Submitted by: Millie
12

I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.

Submitted by: prince f.fisher
8

If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

2

I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D

Submitted by: kelly
54

The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines
5

Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…

Submitted by: tabby
18

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

25

Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton
98

Am quitting face book to face my books.

Submitted by: Hussein Ahmed
19

Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.

Submitted by: dee
56

Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!

Submitted by: Stephane bolduc
7

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely
11

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe
5

If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.

Submitted by: Dennis
4

There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.

Submitted by: Jayadeep.V. Nair

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