Facebook Status Quotes - Page 9
STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
47% of all statistics are worthless.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.