Facebook Status Quotes - Page 9
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!