Facebook Status Quotes

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Submitted by: bobby

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.

Submitted by: Millie

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.

Submitted by: nikki

I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.

Submitted by: Abiya Ganpalo

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

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