Facebook Status Quotes - Page 9
Smile for me … Go ahead … Keep on smiling … Hmmm hmm you’re not too far from the stupidity line !!!!
Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!
If I had 10 ice- cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
I am really easy to get on with, once you learn to worship me…
People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.
Teacher: WHERES YOUR HOMEWORK?
Student: Facebook distracted me from doing it
Teacher: Ohh why didn’t you say so!?!
Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!
So I tried this interesting new recipe; beer can chicken. You actually cook the whole chicken with a can of beer inside. The recipe only calls for one beer. I bought a six pack and drank the first five before beginning to prepare the meal. Strange but I must have missed the line in the recipe that said to “Open” the can before inserting into the chicken. When a can of beer is heated to 375 degrees, it reacts by “Self opening” what a mess to clean up.
If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.
Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.
Ntsakzin and 49 other friends have removed you from their friend list.
Jake is hoping that if he stays in Facebook land long enough, the cleaning fairies will come….?
(Your FB name) <- – Best name in the world ;)
Pete wonders if today will be the same as tomorrow.
I is a siantist.
If you read this…then you are a retard.