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I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Submitted by: bobby

They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?


I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.

Submitted by: nikki

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

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