Facebook Status Quotes
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!
Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.
I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.