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I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Submitted by: bobby

Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.

Submitted by: Millie

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag
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Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.

Submitted by: nikki
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Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

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