I am really easy to get on with, once you learn to worship me…
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
Teacher: WHERES YOUR HOMEWORK? Student: Facebook distracted me from doing it Teacher: Ohh why didn’t you say so!?!
Facebook should have a ‘dislike’ button…I’d be going down my crushes/girlfriends page saying “dislike, dislike, dislike”.
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
Facebook should have a “Please stop writing stupid encouraging messages” button.
If I had 10 ice- cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.
Jake is hoping that if he stays in Facebook land long enough, the cleaning fairies will come….?
I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
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