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Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

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Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.

Submitted by: dee

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.

Submitted by: prince f.fisher

(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid

I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

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