Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
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There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away. My dear Valentine.
I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Flirting: It’s called flirting when you are in a relationship but it is called being friendly when you are single.
Flirtationship : When you and your friend flirt non-stop, but you both know you’ll never really do anything.
I’ve found this new disease, it’s called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?
If you got any hotter this whole world would catch fire.
I could’ve sworn I have seen you somewhere! I remember – it was in a dream!!!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If I stole your heart, and you stole mine, wouldn’t it be the perfect crime? ;)
Boy: I am sick
Girl: Then go to the doctor
Boy: My doctor is right in front of me.
A picture of you is worth more than a thousand words.
You are the first and last thing on my mind everyday.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hershey makes a million kisses a day, I’m just asking for one.
I have a secret
*leans in and kisses him/her*
Don’t tell anyone.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Boy: my heart just skipped a beat when I looked at you.
You’re so hot I have to jump in the pool!
You’re the reason for global warming.
Cos you’re too hot!
Go up to a girl.
Guy walks away.
Girl chases him.
Girl- why did you just walk away.
Guy- because I didn’t deserve to stand next to you.
Guy- I hope you get all your wishes.
Girl- then you’ll have to stay by my side forever.
Women love it when you act like you are undeserving of their beauty. Tell her what you think of her, like “You look so beautiful if you were any more you would blind me”.
Did you know people in America spend over $800,000 on plastic surgery, but you don’t need to spend a dollar on make up.