Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Submitted by: someone
26

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!
26

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June
30

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
35

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
25

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Submitted by: Brian Jones
40

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien
71

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey
37

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James
66

If you’re old, face it don’t lie about it.

Submitted by: Taylor
38

Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel
86

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly
66

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli
46

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey
132

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D
37

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*
33

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she
88

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
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Submitted by: nuttha
41

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz
33

It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

Submitted by: autumn streath
54

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes
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It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben
18

When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

Submitted by: Bruce K
68

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer

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