Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.
Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.