Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare. – Rene Descartes
I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women. – Louis C.K.
Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.
Boys are like dogs they run away then come back to you the very next day.
If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???
Men: Believe in ‘tough love’, until it comes to cutting onions.
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run – Sit still and ignore him and he’ll come purring at your feet. – Helen Rowland
Men: Masters of the art of procrastination.
Men: Will never ask for directions, but will always give them.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx
Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld
Men: The only creatures who can make a 5-minute task last for hours.
He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld
Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:) Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.
If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.
Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive.
Men are like a pair of high heel shoes you wear them use them and throw them away for a new pair.
The way to man’s heart is through an incision.
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