Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?