Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

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I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult
4

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul
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O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel
8

Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog
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Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

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Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat
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Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous
2

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas
2

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.
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Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea
4

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
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At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla
4

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per
3

Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC
3

You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.

Submitted by: sanjay
17

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted
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You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty
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All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

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They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
4

Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir
3

Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg
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I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.
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Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip

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