Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes

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Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
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You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India
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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde

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Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

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O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel
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I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
- Groucho Marx

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Are you comfortable with this face?

Submitted by: TP Toffy
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Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea
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Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat
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You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty
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Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog
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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted
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All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

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My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
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It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan
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Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip
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Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

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If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.

Submitted by: Addiena
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You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE
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Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba
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I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

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