Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.