Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
Are you comfortable with this face?
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)