Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea
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Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted
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You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty
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I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult
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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

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Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
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You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE
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Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip
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My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo
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Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

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If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

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It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?

Submitted by: Winners Choice
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Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg
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And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

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Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

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I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
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Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G
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Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus
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You look so good, when the light’s out.

Submitted by: lanz
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Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama
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If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

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Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb


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