Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.