Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Are you comfortable with this face?
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.