Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.