Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
You can’t fix stupid.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!