Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
Are you comfortable with this face?
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!