Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani
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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

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Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

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Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous
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My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
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I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult
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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea
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Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog
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I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.
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Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob
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At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla
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They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per
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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted
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You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty
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My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick
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All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

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Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat
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You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake
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Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg
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Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir
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Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul
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You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE

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