Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?