Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.