Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

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If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

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It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?

Submitted by: Winners Choice
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You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE
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Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba
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I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.
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At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla
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They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
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And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

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Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

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Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G
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Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC
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Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg
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You look so good, when the light’s out.

Submitted by: lanz
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Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama
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They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

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If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

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Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

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Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

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You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey
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You are literally too stupid to insult!

Submitted by: "Sandra!"
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Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob
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My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo
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You can’t fix stupid.

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Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!
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If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe
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You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl
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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

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Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

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