Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
- Groucho Marx
Are you comfortable with this face?
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.