Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.