Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?