Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous
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They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
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Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob
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Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
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Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea
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I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.
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At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla
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Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat
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Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul
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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted
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You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty
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All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

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Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
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You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.

Submitted by: sanjay
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Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir
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You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE
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Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip
10

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo
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Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

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If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?

Submitted by: Winners Choice
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My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
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And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

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