Police Quotes, Sayings about Cops
Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
There not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
If you see the police, warn a brother!
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
– George Orwell
The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
– Robert Peel
Understand, our police officers put their lives on the line for us every single day. They’ve got a tough job to do to maintain public safety and hold accountable those who break the law.
– Barack Obama
A functioning police state needs no police.
– William S. Burroughs
Policeman: the folk-hero of real America.
May the “Force” be with you.