Police Quotes, Sayings about Cops
Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
There not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
If you see the police, warn a brother!
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
– Jeff Arder