Police Quotes, Sayings about Cops

Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.

Submitted by: levannah

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on

Submitted by: DeAnna _starfish

Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

Submitted by: GumboCharlie

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter
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Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D

There not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.

I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”

Submitted by: BLRouse

If you see the police, warn a brother!

Submitted by: Durimi

To me, there’s only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.
– Charles Barkely

Hug a police officer. It’s the law!

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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
George Orwell

Police officers, firefighters, EMTs – they are all out there every single day – literally just a phone call away for anyone who needs them.
– Doreen Cronin

My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place – police, firefighters and members of our armed forces.
– Sidney Sheldon

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling.
– Peter James

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