Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 11

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Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj

I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Damn!

Submitted by: Siiana

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

Submitted by: 1999:) 2012:)

Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Submitted by: livelaff

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage

No sh*t Sherlock!

Submitted by: Java the hut

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne

Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.

Submitted by: Bill

So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?

Submitted by: sarcastiktik Boom

The details of your incompetence does not interest me !

Submitted by: jim

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul

You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria

Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
You: No…what?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.

Submitted by: John Smith

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya

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