Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?