Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.