Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 11
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
No sh*t Sherlock!
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.