Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?