Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
No sh*t Sherlock!
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…