Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.