Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
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No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

Submitted by: nnaeel

I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

Submitted by: stop_bing_me
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It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines

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