Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 11
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…
So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
- Sweetie, I’m already there (:
Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!
Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?
I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.