Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 11

WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c

A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme

Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

Submitted by: Punkin

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian

Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres
Copyright © 2006-2015 - Sayings and Quotes - All rights reserved.