Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 11
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !