Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of

my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
You: No…what?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.

Submitted by: John Smith

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul

Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.

Submitted by: whitecat

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

Submitted by: 1999:) 2012:)

How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula

A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

Submitted by: Aj

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne

Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Submitted by: livelaff

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm
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If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman

No sh*t Sherlock!

Submitted by: Java the hut

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek

Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.

Submitted by: Bill

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage

Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.

Submitted by: Kiel

That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…

Submitted by: Sfiesta

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