Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

Submitted by: nnaeel

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou

Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!

I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

Submitted by: stop_bing_me

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya

It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines

3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!

Submitted by: Dannie

Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

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