Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

Submitted by: witt

WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja

Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

Submitted by: Punkin

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres

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