Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
– Golda Meir
Instant idiot, just add alcohol!
You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!
Your silence echos your thoughts.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!
“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
You almost made me cry but then you left.
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.
You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.