Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 11

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3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown

WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c

Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

Submitted by: Punkin

You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!

Submitted by: Biteme

A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

Submitted by: ProfessorChaos
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