Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!