Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea

You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…

Submitted by: brn

Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

Submitted by: Xuan

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
– Golda Meir

Instant idiot, just add alcohol!

You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!

Submitted by: Morgan Decker

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.


I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!

Submitted by: Sydnayyy

Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory

I love you too much to let you be in peace.

Submitted by: Kavya

Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!

Submitted by: Alisha

“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl

You almost made me cry but then you left.

Submitted by: Cool kid 101

You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!

Submitted by: Hunter

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.

Submitted by: Alan Du

You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao

Copyright © 2006-2017 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote