Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Life’s good, you should get one.