Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…

Submitted by: Bob Longfluffy on April 16, 2012

So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

Submitted by: ohwhatever! on October 20, 2010

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie on March 23, 2013

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya on December 16, 2011

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob on March 12, 2011

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic on September 7, 2010

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit on April 21, 2010

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Submitted by: wolf on November 16, 2010

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose on September 29, 2013

You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”

Submitted by: Kari on August 7, 2009

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah on February 15, 2011

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella on January 19, 2012

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee on June 7, 2010

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ on July 24, 2011

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou on November 30, 2011

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