Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 14

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Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

Submitted by: Munkichikin

Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.

Submitted by: Abhay

I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

Submitted by: Lowkeyfan

You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”

Submitted by: Kari

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda

My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…

Submitted by: Bob Longfluffy
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