Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica

I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Damn!

Submitted by: Siiana

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul

Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name

Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.

Submitted by: whitecat
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You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

Submitted by: 1999:) 2012:)

Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
You: No…what?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.

Submitted by: John Smith

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of

my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

No sh*t Sherlock!

Submitted by: Java the hut
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How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula

A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

Submitted by: Aj

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne

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