Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.