Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).