Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 14
So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.
You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?