Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 14

302

You: “Did I ask for your opinion?”
Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”

Submitted by: Melanieeee=) haa!!
188

How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.

Submitted by: Marlin
85

You sound better with your mouth closed.

Submitted by: Crissy
157

If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Submitted by: Ken
157

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis
101

People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

Submitted by: sarcasticness
276

Your passport looks like some horror- booth application.

Submitted by: Anonymous
188

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Submitted by: taylor
119

My friends are so much cooler than yours.
They’re invisible.

Submitted by: he
130

Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle

Submitted by: CF1
98

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni
108

You go girl! And don’t come back.

Submitted by: Hanni
10

Excuse me, and pardon my interruption, but would you mind considering helping me to find out what makes you so repulsive!

Submitted by: 6
326

60% of the time, it works everytime!!

Submitted by: Chris
196

Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

Submitted by: Punkin
262

Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
– Anger Management

Submitted by: Lily :)
168

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
130

If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.

Submitted by: Rhyza
172

You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.

Submitted by: Dessy
203

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
403

Aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)

Submitted by: Stefana
158

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana
414

“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”

Submitted by: Jamie
106

Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

Submitted by: tiaa.
84

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

Submitted by: Franzeska

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