Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name

Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.

Submitted by: whitecat

Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

Submitted by: 1999:) 2012:)

I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Damn!

Submitted by: Siiana

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica

A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

Submitted by: Aj

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman

Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Submitted by: livelaff

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