Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!