Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.