Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Submitted by: wolf

I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

Submitted by: Lowkeyfan

Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.

Submitted by: Abhay

You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”

Submitted by: Kari

So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

Submitted by: ohwhatever!

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose

My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…

Submitted by: Bob Longfluffy

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic

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