Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!
“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”
So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!
Your silence echos your thoughts.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?
You almost made me cry but then you left.
I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.
You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.
Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop