Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory

I love you too much to let you be in peace.

Submitted by: Kavya

Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!

Submitted by: Alisha

“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!

Submitted by: Sydnayyy

Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl

You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!

Submitted by: Hunter

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly

You almost made me cry but then you left.

Submitted by: Cool kid 101

I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Submitted by: Hinesey

Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.

Submitted by: Alan Du

You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.

Submitted by: Sunshine

Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Submitted by: Cii

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

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