Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 14
You sound better with your mouth closed.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!
Your passport looks like some horror- booth application.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
You go girl! And don’t come back.
Excuse me, and pardon my interruption, but would you mind considering helping me to find out what makes you so repulsive!
60% of the time, it works everytime!!
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
- Anger Management
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
Aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”
Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.
I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.