Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.