Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 14
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
You almost made me cry but then you left.
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?
I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you
Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.
Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.