Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 14

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Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

I love you too much to let you be in peace.

Submitted by: Kavya

So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!

Submitted by: Sydnayyy

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut

Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea

You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!

Submitted by: Hunter

You almost made me cry but then you left.

Submitted by: Cool kid 101

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl

Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Submitted by: Cii

I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Submitted by: Hinesey

You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself

Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?

Submitted by: daniel

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro

Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.

Submitted by: Mia

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.

Submitted by: Sunshine

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni

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