Sex Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel García Márquez
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.
Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.