Sex Quotes and Sayings

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.

The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.

Submitted by: Virgz de bylz

A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne

Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz

Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.

The best cure for a headache is good sex.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
Woody Allen

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

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