Sex Quotes and Sayings

You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.

Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

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If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

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All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

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Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

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