Sex Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel García Márquez