Sex Quotes and Sayings
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel García Márquez
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.
Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.
Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
The best cure for a headache is good sex.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
– Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
– Woody Allen
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Sex is an emotion in motion.
– Mae West