Smoking Quotes and Sayings
These things will kill ya,
- Life will kill ya. Think this.
Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
- Jean Ferris
Long life or cigarettes? You choose.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.
Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
- Groucho Marx
Someone dies from smoking,
Someone dies from a heart attack,
What’s the difference both are dead.
Love and smoking are the same things.
Both of them hurt us on leaving.
Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?
If you’re thinking about smoking think again.
Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.
I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.
Good smoker is a good kisser. :)
Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.
Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.
To clear up all the confusion, you shouldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.
Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.
Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D
