Smoking Quotes and Sayings

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These things will kill ya,
- Life will kill ya. Think this.

Submitted by: Marlboro 17
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Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
- Jean Ferris

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Long life or cigarettes? You choose.

Submitted by: Reese Dean
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Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!
Guilt-(3)

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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

Submitted by: Andy B
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Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

Submitted by: Benjamin Gabriel.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
- Groucho Marx

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Someone dies from smoking,
Someone dies from a heart attack,
What’s the difference both are dead.

Submitted by: BigTen28
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Love and smoking are the same things.
Both of them hurt us on leaving.

Submitted by: Hasan Al Mamun
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Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

Submitted by: Rachel
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If you’re thinking about smoking think again.

Submitted by: goverment
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Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.

Submitted by: Kelvin
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I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.

Submitted by: Harshal SinNer
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Good smoker is a good kisser. :)

Submitted by: abhi dubey
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Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Submitted by: Jazzie
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Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

Submitted by: fishstick
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To clear up all the confusion, you shouldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.

Submitted by: Olivia Davis
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Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

Submitted by: Bob Jones
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Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

Submitted by: Himanshu Chaddha

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