Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
Why Drink and Drive…?? When you can Smoke n Fly…
The best way to quit is to never start.
A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!
Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.
Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.
Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!
Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…
I never went to High School, but I went to school high.
Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Love and smoking are the same things. Both of them hurt us on leaving.
Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.
Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.
It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.
If you’re thinking about smoking think again.
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