Smoking Quotes and Sayings

8

The best way to quit is to never start.

Submitted by: burke
3

If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.

10

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

10

It is easier to stay out than get out.
- Mark Twain

9

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil
10

Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

9

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

10

The only safer cigarette is your last one.

9

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Irish Proverb

9

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain

4

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

10

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
- Mark Twain

9

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
- Barbara Kelly

44

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99
10

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way

11

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

11

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

22

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
11

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

6

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

5

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
- Douglas Adams

6

To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

11

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Submitted by: Jazzie
31

To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!

Submitted by: arun
5

Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.

Submitted by: Kelvin

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