Smoking Quotes and Sayings
A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!
I never went to High School, but I went to school high.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
The only safer cigarette is your last one.
To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!
It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.
Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way
The best way to quit is to never start.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
- Mark Twain
It is easier to stay out than get out.
- Mark Twain
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain
Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!!
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.