Smoking Quotes and Sayings

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The best way to quit is to never start.

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Submitted by: burke
3

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

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If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.

10

It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain

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Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil
10

Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

11

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

9

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb

10

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

10

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

5

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

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Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

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Submitted by: Jazzie
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The only safer cigarette is your last one.

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly

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Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
Mark Twain

5

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams

50

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99
13

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

57

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
12

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

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Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

Submitted by: Charles Hsieh
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain

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My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.


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