Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

23

People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?

Submitted by: sillygirl
21

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7
6

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac
8

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

8

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

8

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

4

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W. Bush

2

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
8

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

103

You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

Submitted by: some guy
34

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse
8

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

8

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

20

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai
39

To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella
10

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler
71

Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

Submitted by: KayKay
8

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

8

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

8

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

8

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields

198

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
22

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

54

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “

Submitted by: BlueGinger
28

If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

Submitted by: gfjhjghkjhkdgh

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