Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

21

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7
8

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

8

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

23

People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?

Submitted by: sillygirl
102

You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

Submitted by: some guy
13

I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Anna
6

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac
8

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

38

To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella
4

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W. Bush

34

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse
8

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

8

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

2

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
71

Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

Submitted by: KayKay
20

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai
8

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

8

You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

8

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

8

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields

10

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler
198

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
54

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “

Submitted by: BlueGinger
9

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

9

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