Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
- Charles De Gaulle
I always lie. Trust me.
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
- Ivana Trump
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
You can’t just let nature run wild.
- Wally Hickel
Wherever you go, there you are.
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
I am never serious. Seriously.
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
People’s last words:
- Throw me that knife, please!
- Is it the black wire?
- I’ll check how deep the lake is.
- Was this seafood?
I think we agree, the past is over.
- George W. Bush
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
- Britney Spears
To write with broken pencils is pointless.
I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.
Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.