T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl
Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.