T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

I’m not as dumb as you look..

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

Never kick a man unless he’s down.

Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.


I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

I’m the person your mother warned you about.

Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl
Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1

Submitted by: priyan

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Submitted by: Stedegamot

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