T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli

They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.

Submitted by: crissybabiee

Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey

I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!

Submitted by: DevIl >:) --- Vipin Bhardwaj

I’m with Stupid – – >

Submitted by: Dana

Follow me if you don’t like me :)

Submitted by: man007

All roads lead to Roam

Submitted by: Chintzz

“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”

Submitted by: Ajay Ghai

I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)

Submitted by: jacklyn

Does this shirt makes me look fat?

Submitted by: shahzeb
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“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”

Submitted by: billy

Why are you reading my shirt?
They feel great.
He/She made me wear it.

Submitted by: Shemerald

I study female anatomy.

Submitted by: jomar magallanes

I bought it for cheap.
Don’t read this.

Submitted by: eri orenge

I am the future of America.
Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.

Submitted by: I

Why me!

Submitted by: cruz munoz jr

Your heart is broken. Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Submitted by: bob the builder

Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first

Submitted by: ted

My dad is an ATM

Submitted by: Mahiban

I talk about people behind their back… It’s called manners duh!

Submitted by: savannah

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