T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 14

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Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea

Submitted by: Tabitha dean
77

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

Submitted by: chantal
83

Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

Submitted by: keelie
53

You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train

Submitted by: tasha
127

God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!

Submitted by: ceko
60

What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^

Submitted by: Lisa
84

Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!

Submitted by: Antara
5

I’m with Stupid.

2

I don’t need no Educashun.

2

This is my drinking shirt.

3

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.

3

Blonde and proud of it.

1

Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.

1

Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.

2

My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

1

I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

1

BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

1

Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.

2

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

2

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

2

A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.

1

Never kick a man unless he’s down.

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There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

2

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh


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