T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 14
You like what you see, huh?
Don’t blame me I was born this awesome!
It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind.
(On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt…
(Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt…
(You say) Why are you walking around me!!!
(Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!
Does this shirt match my shoes???
Hey! stop checking me out!
Hang on a sec im just reading my voicemail!
Think its not illegal yet
Save earth, because you cannot party on mars
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.
Liquor!!! What? I don’t even know who she is…
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
(on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
Better read your books rather than reading my t- shirt.
Normal is Boring!!!!!
(Front) Don’t touch this!
not t- shirts.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.
Don’t feed the monkey!
Out of my mind… back in five.
Am not broke am just short on money
I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.
May I have your MSN? I’m a hotmale.
I don’t have an attitude; its my personality.
Reciprocity works great; your are good, I’m great.
I am an angel; all you need is to put on your glasses well.