T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 14
Virginity is a disease… And I’m the Doctor!!!!
I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.
Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea
Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…
Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!
You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train
God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!
What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^
Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!
This is my drinking shirt.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
Blonde and proud of it.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I’m with Stupid.
I don’t need no Educashun.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
All men are idiots And I married their king.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.