T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 14
Virginity is a disease… And I’m the Doctor!!!!
I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.
Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea
Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…
Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!
You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train
God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!
What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^
Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!
I don’t need no Educashun.
This is my drinking shirt.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
Blonde and proud of it.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
I’m with Stupid.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.