T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Does this shirt make me look fat?
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!
I’m with Stupid – – >
Follow me if you don’t like me :)
All roads lead to Roam
“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
Why are you reading my shirt?
They feel great.
He/She made me wear it.
I study female anatomy.
I bought it for cheap.
Don’t read this.
I am the future of America.
Be VERY afraid.
Your heart is broken. Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first
My dad is an ATM
I talk about people behind their back… It’s called manners duh!