I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
What are you lookin at
Those who read this are ugly.
Pick flowers not fights
Beware…you’re the next victim.
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
No, not you, the pretty one No I swear I’m in college Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts
I don’t have an attitude; its my personality. Reciprocity works great; your are good, I’m great. I am an angel; all you need is to put on your glasses well.
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : ) People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first
– Im my wife’s personal ATM machine
Smart and witty beats fake and pretty.
“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
I love you when you’re naked.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
If you read this, you will get hurt
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?
My favorite t- shirt .. – > Insufficient memory at this time..
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