T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.

Submitted by: MASHMELLOW >3 on November 28, 2010

Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

Submitted by: kaitlin allan on March 1, 2012

Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.

CSI: Can’t stand idiots.

Submitted by: chloe pearson on May 1, 2012

Weapons Of Mass Distraction.


Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I dig cute zombies.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on August 6, 2013

If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.

Submitted by: JOE on December 15, 2010

I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.

Submitted by: allaboutright on February 24, 2011

Also available in sober.

Submitted by: morph on June 27, 2010

Do unto others before others do unto you.

Submitted by: mong-mong on August 21, 2009

Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

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