Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 4

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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.

Submitted by: Amber
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If I host a party with style, I’m I really hostile?
If two ants elope, are they antelopes?
If I keep standing outside, I’m I outstanding?
If I did not take a seat for a whole night, I’m I a one- night- stand?

Submitted by: Akerele Oluranti Pourl
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What exactly does pedantic mean?

Submitted by: Happy spud
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

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‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex- *, meaning ‘not.’ – John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)

Submitted by: Olga
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Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

Submitted by: bob
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Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never met an automatic weapon.
By General Arthur MacDouglas

Submitted by: Guest1
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I really need to stop procrastinating, I’ll start next week.

Submitted by: Moe
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An important rule of procrastination: do it today but remember that today will be today again tomorrow.

Submitted by: Phil Sanchez
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If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow
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So who cares if I have imaginary friends I like them better than you.

Submitted by: M.M.G
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87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Submitted by: Lyle Brewer
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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

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Why do psychics ask your name?

Submitted by: Juddy
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I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.

Submitted by: Tom
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He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.

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Quickest way to get on your feet… miss a car payment.

Submitted by: Darell Hill
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“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena
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The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.

Submitted by: Jordan
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My imaginary friend thinks YOU have problems…

Submitted by: Torii :)
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Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.

Submitted by: D
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If I can be of any assistance don’t think twice about asking, actually don’t even think once about it.

Submitted by: KJ
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If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas
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The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.

Submitted by: Anika
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Me: Over 90% of the stuff on Wikipedia is fake.
Person: Really? Were did you hear that?
Me: I read it on Wikipedia.

Submitted by: H.E.T

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