Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
I was sober, but then I woke up
Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
Half drunk is waste of money.
5 Rules of Alcohol 1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it. 2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka. 3. Tequila changes people. 4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not. 5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. – Dave Barry
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
A night to never forget is one you can hardly remember.
Im not as think as you drunk I am
Over the Lips and Over the Gums Watch out Stomach Here it Comes.
And then alcohol said “Put that on Facebook, it’s hilarious”. But alcohol was wrong, so very wrong.
Drinking and Driving is the real deal, I drink but never drive…probably because my mom, dad, and 3 brothers where killed by a drunk driver coming from the party I was at…
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. – W. C. Fields
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