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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

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AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.

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I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

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Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.

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Alcohol is not a solution, but a temporary escape from reality.

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Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it!
What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain.
Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!

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I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

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As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.

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I don’t sleep, I pass out.

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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
– W.C. Fields

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Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

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I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……

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Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.

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Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.

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If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

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Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

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Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

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10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

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A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

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