When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore! As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us. – all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is: When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
People make peace easily with their enemies when they are drunk.
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
Alcohol is not a solution, but a temporary escape from reality.
Life is too short to stay sober.
I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
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