Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.

Submitted by: Craig on June 19, 2010

Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D

Submitted by: Alexander on November 30, 2008

Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !

Submitted by: Jacquie on August 14, 2009

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly on December 7, 2011

You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck on November 20, 2011

Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville on January 19, 2011

A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond on March 3, 2011

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey on January 28, 2011

I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.

Submitted by: Jeffro on January 13, 2011

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

Blondes have more fun, but redheads remember it the next day

Submitted by: Angilina on November 28, 2007

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy on May 19, 2012

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise on May 7, 2012

I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood on October 30, 2011

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie on April 4, 2012

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