American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. – Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms. – Groucho Marx
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong. – Groucho Marx
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. – GROUCHO MARX
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. – Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30. – Groucho Marx
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