On the 8th day of christmas my true love gave to me coffee and a pear tree
With enough coffee even a Monday looks good
I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.
I can’t help but ponder if the bean in jack and the bean stalk, just had to be a coffee bean, no other kind of bean could take you to a golden egg.
You’ve drunk the right amount of coffee when you can sneeze with your eyes open.
You know when you find good coffee, hot men always work there.
Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
Coffee – My Coffee Oh love of my life. If I weren’t a woman… I’d make you my wife!
On your mark – ready? – steady – coffee!
Bury me with my coffee cup…
A cup of coffee a day, keeps the doctor away.
Coffee: My way to start the day right!
Coffee, better than any counterparts.
Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.
There’s more depression in my life than there should be; so I drink my cup of coffee.
Drink coffee do things faster, with more energy.
Coffee is like alcohol they are both addictive but you can only drink one while your driving.
Coffee tastes like you’ve just taken one step into heaven.
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.
Everybody loves the greatness of coffee in the morning. It just wakes me up and makes me feel good and ready for the day to come.
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