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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

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Shortest horror story ever: Monday

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After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

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With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

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Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

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I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

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Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!

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Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it

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Monday is a Basic BITCH.

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The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”

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Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.

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If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs

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Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

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Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.

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Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.
– Andrea L’Artiste

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Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
– Ricky Gervais

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Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

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Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober

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Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly

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Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.

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Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine,” in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day,” and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.

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May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

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Mondays are the potholes in the road of life

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Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
– Roy Station

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What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
Retired.

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Hide. I see Monday.

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Dear Monday. Just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.

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Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!

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Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.

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So. Monday. We meet again.

We will never be friends-but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
– Julio Alexi Genao

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May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution.

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If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.

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On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws theme”.

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If only one of the presidential candidates would have the incentive to “make Mondays part of the weekend” into his platform. I think he would get a lot of votes.

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Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.

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Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?

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Ouch! Don’t tell me it’s Monday again.

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God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

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I don’t have a problem getting to work I just have a problem “Getting to work”.

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It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

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I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday

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Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.
– Arthur Darvill

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There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.
– Thomas Bernhard

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Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
– Gary Moll

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Don’t let Monday bring you down peeps

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On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
– H. Allen Smith

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Monday-! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet

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