Monday Quotes, Sayings about Monday

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!

Shortest horror story ever: Monday

Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.
– Andrea L’Artiste

I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.


I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday

Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.

If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober

What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?


Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.

Monday is a Basic BITCH.

Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.

Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.

The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”

Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.


Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine,” in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day,” and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.

It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

Hide. I see Monday.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life

If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs

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