Dear Monday. Just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
– Ricky Gervais
What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
I don’t have a problem getting to work I just have a problem “Getting to work”.
Ouch! Don’t tell me it’s Monday again.
Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.
I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.
After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.
Monday is a Basic BITCH.
May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution.
Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.
Monday is the root of all evil.
I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday
Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!
The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.
The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”
On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws theme”.
Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
If we all band together and don’t show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this ‘wake up on Monday’ nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.
God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground.
If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.
Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.
Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.