I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
Who loves me will love my dog.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. – Sigmund Freud
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. – Joe Gores
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Karel Capek
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
If all else fails, hug your dog.:- )
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. If you have loved many dogs your heart is very big. – Erica Jong
Dogs lives are too short…their only fault, really. – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
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