I trust nobody but my loyal dog.
All I want is: A cup of tea A good book A diamond tiara A chocolate fountain And a talking dog.
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. – Jerry Seinfeld
A good dog never dies. – Mary Carolyn Davies
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz
I’m not single, I have a dog.
We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one that tortures. – Geraldine Brooks
A dog’s formula for happiness: “Feed me. Love me. Include me. Let me smell disgusting things.” Imagine how grand our relationships would be if we were content with having those first three. – Alan Robert Neal
Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. – Charles de Gaulle
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. – Jean Burden
If you don’t have a dog-at least one-there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Vincent van Gogh
I walk my dog every day but have no inkling of whether or not he thinks he is the one walking me. – Boghos L. Artinian
If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people. – James Thurber
A dog wags his tail with his heart. – Martin Buxbaum
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