Facebook Status Quotes

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp on January 12, 2011

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Submitted by: Wafa on July 17, 2011

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs on February 8, 2011

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben on July 1, 2013

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Submitted by: freakylady17 on August 24, 2010

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Submitted by: tariku on September 2, 2011

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr on February 24, 2011

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle on June 15, 2011

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM on September 3, 2010

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Submitted by: Morgan(: on October 9, 2011

Living reality
Not a Facebook fantasy
Like others
Be yourself
Quit acting like someone else.

Submitted by: Jose Gaucin on June 30, 2013

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason on November 17, 2011

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Submitted by: TonyTone on August 29, 2010

Am quitting face book to face my books.

Submitted by: Hussein Ahmed on May 9, 2010

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria on March 11, 2011

Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

Submitted by: la nenita on August 9, 2011

I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

Submitted by: carrie on November 25, 2010

If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

Submitted by: lol!!!ha on April 21, 2010

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

Submitted by: Ryan :) on December 21, 2011

David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by: David on April 1, 2010

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.

For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

Submitted by: angel on June 21, 2011

I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

Submitted by: nezzzzzaa on December 21, 2011

The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines on February 14, 2011

I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.


Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

Submitted by: litlegymgirl on November 23, 2011

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl on December 16, 2011

Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

Submitted by: liz on March 16, 2010

I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

Submitted by: pringleprincess101 on March 14, 2011

Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!

Submitted by: Stephane bolduc on March 17, 2010

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