I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
Women are a strange breed. They paint their lips; Show off their inner-wear; Flaunt their bodies; Wear butt-hugging jeans; And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
Living reality Not a Facebook fantasy Like others Be yourself Quit acting like someone else.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored. After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
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