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Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Submitted by: bobby

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.

Submitted by: nikki

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.


Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…

Submitted by: tabby

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

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