A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
A party without a cake is just a meeting.
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives. – Oscar Wilde
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. – Will Rogers
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. – Mahatma Gandhi
They say you can’t have your bread buttered on both sides, I say, you can, but you might get your hands dirty in the process.
You are what you eat. Avoid nuts.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. – W.C. Fields
Binge eating is another eating disorder that people really don’t realize is a problem. – Demi Lovato
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. – Robert Frost
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be fat,
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
People argue less on a full stomach. – Chetan Bhagat
The belly rules the mind.
Let your food be your medicine and your medicine be your food. – Hippocrates
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. – Orson Welles
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. – Jo Brand
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. – Jonathan Swift
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