Happy Friday! I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. – Rico
Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check. – Byron Pulsifer
It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Fridays.
The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!
It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.
The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. – Bill Watterson
Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom. – Lauren Oliver
Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?
Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?
I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday!
There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka
I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I only party on days that end in ‘y’
My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’
Friday afternoon feels like heaven. – El Fuego
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