I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
From the bottom of my heart, I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes and gifts and for those who didn’t do anything, shame on you.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – Jo Brand
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
My birthday…another great day in history.
50, ha! I remember my first Vi*gra.b
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
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