Man: I wear the pants in the relationship. Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. – Chris Rock
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard
I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. – Henry Louis Mencken
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards. – Benjamin Franklin
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. – Max Kauffmann
Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
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