A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.
Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”. His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”. He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.
A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.
Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?” The woman said “NO!” Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted. “THE END” (…true story)
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship. Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
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