Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm on September 12, 2011

A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

Submitted by: prplraines on October 6, 2011

The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ on April 12, 2011

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.


I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Edgar Watson Howe

For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.

Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K on January 25, 2012

Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav on November 25, 2011

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers

I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.

Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro on April 14, 2012

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark

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